Wife SMS


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She is the apple of my eye

→ She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.


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→ A small argument

→ A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!


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Shadi Me BMW Mili He…

1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)

Musibaton Ka Muqabla…

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”
“Aur”
“Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”
Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.

Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D