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Man to his 22year old Wife

Man to his 22yr Wife After their 1st Nite:
U didn’t Make any Noise Like “AH,aah,uhh,oochh”During makeout.
Wife: I Stopped that silly habbit when i was 16 )


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Youth is when you’re allowed

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~Bill Vaughn