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We bring for you the Latest Collection of Funny Wife SMS & text messages [hindi / urdu / english]. Send Husband & wife Jokes & Pati Patni Messages to your friends & loved ones from Eworldsms.net. We Also have separate Page relateing to Marriage sms.

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


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A psychological survey Report:

A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
dresses
&
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

Brain is very important part of body,

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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.
365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

A small argument between

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!