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wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date


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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.


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A psychological survey Report:

A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
dresses
&
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

Brain is very important part of body,

Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…

A small argument between

A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

what is the best punishment for a woman?

what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.

You always carry my photo in your

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

She is the apple of my eye

→ She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.

→ A small argument

→ A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Shadi Me BMW Mili He…

1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)

Musibaton Ka Muqabla…

“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”
“Aur”
“Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”
Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.

Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?

Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D

1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai

3 Dant kaisy toot gai

Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha :P

Piyar

Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay
Husband bola
Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada
piyar karta hay.
Wife ny Husband ko 3 Thappar, 4 Latain or
12 danday marker kaha
Ap ko ki laga Piyar karna ap ko hi ata hay.
Ap kia samajhtay hain me ap sy Sachaa piyar
Nahi karti :P :D