Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab
kaun kehta, Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna
pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se "Muskarana",
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.