Updated Collection of Smoking SMS



Smoking is an addiction which is primarily practiced as a route of leisure drug consumption. Tools that are most frequently used in this injurious activity include cigarettes, cigars, hookah (also known as sheeshah). All of them include inhaling tobacco and making it available for absorption for lungs! Research proves that primary root for mouth and lungs cancer is tobacco smoking. An interesting thing associated with smoking is the cause of its start-up. More than often it is claimed to be inherited from the friends circle, however, there are certain broken heart individuals who blame love to be the cause of it. They say it helps them in healing the wounds of the break-up they have recently experienced. To demonstrate the feelings of these chain smokers we have for you funny smoking sms which are basically anti smoking text messages.

If you are under 18 we strictly recommend you not to read further. The website highly discourages this curse and is in no affiliated with anybody promoting tobacco smoking. Smoking messages presented below are meant only to portray the sentiments of those indulge in this act and to make people aware about the role of this habit in the life of chain smokers.


Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon

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Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon
Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon
Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy
Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon.
Samjhna mat isko meri aadat
Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon
Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain
main teri yaaden jala raha hoon.
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …
Main pee k etna behak chuka hoon
K gham k qissay suna raha hoon
Agar tumhain bhe gham hay to paas aao
Main pee raha hoon pilla raha hoon…
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …


Dance as if no ones watching

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Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.



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empty fog sms

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. . . . . . . Its not an empty sms. Due to fog you can’t see the words. Happy Fog Day


smoker never dies

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Every cigarate you smoke, decreses your life by 5 minuts. Sex increses your life by10 mintes. So basic theme of equation is that “A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)



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talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

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Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya, Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya, Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye, pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya, Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li, Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.


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