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If you want to change ur boy

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:15:53 +0000

If you want to change ur boy
friend: Ask him to quit
smoking if he is a
smoker. …………..If he
is nonsmoker, ask him to smoke

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:15:19 +0000

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:13:55 +0000

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:13:35 +0000

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:07:00 +0000

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon
Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon
Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy
Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon.
Samjhna mat isko meri aadat
Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon
Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain
main teri yaaden jala raha hoon.
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …
Main pee k etna behak chuka hoon
K gham k qissay suna raha hoon
Agar tumhain bhe gham hay to paas aao
Main pee raha hoon pilla raha hoon…
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …

Dance as if no ones watching

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:04:55 +0000

Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt.

empty fog sms

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:03:39 +0000

. . . . . . . Its not an empty sms. Due to fog you can’t see the words. Happy Fog Day

smoker never dies

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:03:32 +0000

Every cigarate you smoke, decreses your life by 5 minuts. Sex increses your life by10 mintes. So basic theme of equation is that “A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 12:03:17 +0000

Sulook usny mujh se kisi cigeritte ka sa kiya, Pehly jalaya phir piya paon rakha bujha diya, Yani talab thi usko meri kuch waqt k liye, pehly lagaya hont se or phir dhuwen me uradiya, Apni sansain khench k meri khushbu khud men basa li, Meri jalti hui rakh ko apni ungliyun se giradiya.

Smoking is not good

admin — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 03:21:12 +0000

People say that smoking is not good
But it is the way to keep loving
Because
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday