Smoking SMS


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Smoking is an addiction which is primarily practiced as a route of leisure drug consumption. Tools that are most frequently used in this injurious activity include cigarettes, cigars, hookah (also known as sheeshah). All of them include inhaling tobacco and making it available for absorption for lungs! Research proves that primary root for mouth and lungs cancer is tobacco smoking. An interesting thing associated with smoking is the cause of its start-up. More than often it is claimed to be inherited from the friends circle, however, there are certain broken heart individuals who blame love to be the cause of it. They say it helps them in healing the wounds of the break-up they have recently experienced. To demonstrate the feelings of these chain smokers we have for you funny smoking sms which are basically anti smoking text messages. If you are under 18 we strictly recommend you not to read further. The website highly discourages this curse and is in no affiliated with anybody promoting tobacco smoking. Smoking messages presented below are meant only to portray the sentiments of those indulge in this act and to make people aware about the role of this habit in the life of chain smokers.

A cigarette

A cigarette a day keeps the doctor in pay!


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sory sir u cant smoke here

Sales girl: sory sir u cant smoke here

Customer: but i bought cigrete 4rm ur shop

sales girl: we sel condom also,but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.


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Phir ek cigarette jala raha

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon. Samjhna mat isko meri aadat Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain main teri yaaden jala raha hoon. Phir ek cigarette

Are you smoking the tobacco

Are you smoking the tobacco, or The tobacco smoking YOU? Anti Tobacco DayPlease love your life and Don’t smoking.

Doctor mariz se

Doctor mariz se: Tumhari sehat bohat kharab ha. Cigrette-Noshi chore do. Mariz: Ye nhi hosakta. Q ke Cigrette to chore don ga, magar Noshi mairy Bivi ha.

No smoking ka board nahin dikhta

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein .�Always Wear Condom ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

??

Pathan Was smoking Hukkah

Pathan Was smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.

His FRIEND Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???

He Replied ,

Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco

I Stopped Reading

1 Day I Read smoking Is Bad
I Stop smoking!

1 Day I Read Drinking Is Bad
I Stop Drinking!

1 Day I Read Kissing Is Bad

I Stopped Reading

Pakistan Zindabad

Rs 60 Per Day Is Wasted In smoking,
Which Could Be Used
2 Feed A Hungry Man In India
So Lets smoking & Keep
Those Bastards Hungry !
Pakistan Zindabad

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father

Sardar smoking In Front Of His Father ..

His Friend:
Oye ! Abba De Saamne smoking…??

Sardar:
Abba Hi Hai Na..
Petrol Pump Te Nahi … !!

Brain Damaging Habits

Brain Damaging Habits

1.Skipping Break Fast

2.Eating In Excess

3.smoking Regularly

4. High Sugar Consumption

5.Head Covers While Sleeping

The first owner of the Marlboro

The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company,

Died of lung cancer.so STOP smoking !

Both Of them can make you

What’s the difference b/w
“wife & A Pack Of Cigarettes?”

Both Of them can make you
“SICK”
But at least
The Cigarettes come with a
Warning

If you want to change ur boy

If you want to change ur boy
friend: Ask him to quit
smoking if he is a
smoker. …………..If he
is nonsmoker, ask him to smoke

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon

Phir ek cigarette jala raha hoon
Phir ek teeli bujha raha hoon
Teri nazar me ye mashgla hy
Mian to tera wada bhula raha hoon.
Samjhna mat isko meri aadat
Ye dhuwaan jo main urra raha hoon
Ye teri yadoon k silsilay hain
main teri yaaden jala raha hoon.
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …
Main pee k etna behak chuka hoon
K gham k qissay suna raha hoon
Agar tumhain bhe gham hay to paas aao
Main pee raha hoon pilla raha hoon…
Phir ek cigarette …
Phir ek teeli …