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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:43:21 +0000

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Monkeys play football

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:43:02 +0000

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

What is a grownup joke?

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:42:52 +0000

A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:42:45 +0000

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Sardar on phone:

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:42:22 +0000

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

Examiner taking practical of sardar

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:42:12 +0000

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

What is skeleton?

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:42:01 +0000

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:41:53 +0000

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Traffic signal for aeroplane

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:41:45 +0000

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

admin — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 11:41:35 +0000

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”