Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li:

A:Apple
B: Bara Apple
C: Chota Apple
D: Doosra Apple
E: Ek Hor Apple
F: Fer Apple
G: Ganda Apple
H: Haraa Apple
I: India Da Apple
J: Jay’pur Da Apple
K: Kharaab Apple
L: Laal Apple
M: Mitha Apple
N: Nawan Apple
O: Oooo…! Apple
P: Paka Hya Apple
Q: Queta Da Apple
R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple
S: Saada Apple
T: Taqatwar Apple
U: Unna Da Apple
V: Veer Da Apple
W: Wadda Apple
X: X-Max Da Apple
Y: Yar Da Apple
Z: Zindabad Apple

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Sardar Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:

Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria..