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Mine too

Two Sardar stopped suddenly.

1st Sardar: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.

2nd Sardar: Mine too


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shall i go

Tchr: who answr my nxt questn wil b allowd 2 play out!
Sudnly,
Sardar threw his bag out.
Tchr:Who did tht?
Sardar: It was me.
Den, shall i go?


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he is not studying

Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

So I Put This 60 Watts Bulb

Sardar’s 60th B’day Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles? Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put 60 Candles On Cake. So I Put This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G

Teacher: What happen on 1869?

Sardar: I don’t know.

Teacher: Stupid its birthday of Gandhi G.

Now tell me what happen on 1873?

Sardar: Its 4th birthday of Gandhi G:-)

Chanda Mama

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata & Moon Chanda Mama :->

Sardar 2 friend

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Whole body born in punjab

Interviewer: Sardarji, Where were u born?
Sardarji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardarji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…

COMING SOON

One day Sardar had fight

with his father.

He took a picture of his father.

Place it on a tree in graveyard.

with a note.

“COMING SOON”

B.Com final year

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

can you make a sentence

Interviewer: can you make a sentence

using GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.

Sardar: Yes sure, why not.

My phone rings GREEN GREEN

I PINK it up and say YELLOW

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle

Sardar driving a jeep in jungle,

Tourist: how do you escape if lion comes now..?

Sardar: give the right indicator and turn left.

He tried to do it

Why was sardar arrested in a political rally ?
Bcoz he saw a journalist girl with a badge on her chest written
” PRESS ”
He tried to do it.

It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE

Sardar starts shouting in a store……
Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

EVERY YEAR

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: fool _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

SARDAR wins the game

Joke in one word

SARDAR

Joke in two words

Intelligent SARDAR

Joke in three words

SARDAR playing chess

Joke in four words

SARDAR wins the game.

AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

Doctor and Sardar loved the same girl. Doctor gives her a rose but Sardar givs her an apple daily.Doctor ask why?
Sardar:
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler