santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

banta apna mobile samundar ke pani me phekakar bolta hai,
"Aja, upar aja".
His friend asked,
"Pani me se upar kaise ayega?".
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.

santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn"t know English,
he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It"s for people who can"t swim!

Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI<
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!

MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.<
santa:WOW! that"s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.