eWorldsms.Net- Santa Banta SMS

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other –
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can"t u read "Parking for two wheelers only"

Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le k
shahar gaya . Diwali da time c Ek bache ne atishbazi chalayee
sardar dekh kar bola
Oh "bhain di fudi kithe Ja ke fati hai"
sardar ka bacha bola

"papa jalandhar wali bhua di k ludhiane wali di"..