It was Santa"s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made

Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It"s Tippu sultan"s chair.
santa – oye don"t worry yaar I will get up when he comes

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta.
"Don’t worry about it," says Santa.
"We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?