An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone
and he started to dance.

The report said: "Delivered"

Santa and Banta were arrested after raping a girl.
both were called for identification parade.
when the girl arrived, santa & banta started shouting

Yehi hai saali, Yehi hai

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn"t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I"m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.

Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-
"BOMBAY..BOMBAY…"air-hostess tells him -B- silent.
So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay

Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya hai

santa: oye, tenu kinni daffa kaha hai ke kameez pa ke soya kar

santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho

banta: oh ki??

Santa: mori (hole)

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
"Le Karle Number Note"

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
"Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement