Teacher What do you call a person who keeps on talking
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta.
"Don’t worry about it," says Santa.
"We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &
sasria_Kaal
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I"d never go to either place again!
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as you"ve been a good boy lately, you may keep
it.
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn"t travel.