25 Jul
Santa visits bombay after many years So he shoutsbr
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-
"BOMBAY..BOMBAY…"air-hostess tells him -B- silent.
So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay
Latest Santa Banta Sms Messages Collection
Latest Santa Banta Sms Messages Collection
25 Jul
Jeeto sardar ji utho billa saara dudh pi gaya haibr
Jeeto: sardar ji utho! billa saara dudh pi gaya hai
santa: oye, tenu kinni daffa kaha hai ke kameez pa ke soya kar
25 Jul
santa main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalo
santa: main ik eho ji cheez ijad kiti aa ke jidhay nalon tussi deewar de aar paar dekh sakday ho
banta: oh ki??
Santa: mori (hole)
25 Jul
Santa was riding on a horse He jumped the red light
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
"Le Karle Number Note"
25 Jul
After returning back from a foreign tripsanta asked hi
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
25 Jul
santa comes back 2 his car finds a note sayingParking
santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying
"Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement
25 Jul
It was Santas weding aniversaryPreeto Shall v hav Tan
It was Santa"s weding aniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
25 Jul
Santa in mysore palaceTourist guide sir PLz don sit th
Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It"s Tippu sultan"s chair.
santa – oye don"t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
25 Jul
Teacher Why are you latesanta Because of the signTe
Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
25 Jul
Teacher Now children if I saw a man beating a donkey
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.