Santa: bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gay

Rikshaw driver: 40 rupay

Santa: 2 rupay main chalay ga?

Driver: 2 rupay main kaun jaye ga?

Santa: peechay baith mian le k jata hoon

santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay
huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di
santa ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi
routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge

Santa: har roz murghe de naal roti khayi di hai

man: oh kis tarha?

santa: ik burki aap khaai di hai, ik murghe nu payi di hai

aik kabootar ne santa pe potty kar di

santa: oye teri maa ne tenu kacha pana nai sikhaya?

kabootar: saaleya! tu kacha pa ke karda hain?

sardar was ill his son called doctor

doctor: alaamaat kia hain?

santa"s son: kujh nai doctor saab!
bas bapu subha da vibration te lagya hoya a

Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain

Santa: oye assi sikh hun aqal mand ho gaye aan,
pehlan eh dass eh baqi 999 kaun ne????

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter &
a traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi
jagah nahin hai

Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said:
take what do u want & i took car
banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone
and he started to dance.

The report said: "Delivered"