Free latest sms text messages & Jokes

Santa: har roz murghe de naal roti khayi di hai

man: oh kis tarha?

santa: ik burki aap khaai di hai, ik murghe nu payi di hai

aik kabootar ne santa pe potty kar di

santa: oye teri maa ne tenu kacha pana nai sikhaya?

kabootar: saaleya! tu kacha pa ke karda hain?

sardar was ill his son called doctor

doctor: alaamaat kia hain?

santa"s son: kujh nai doctor saab!
bas bapu subha da vibration te lagya hoya a

Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain

Santa: oye assi sikh hun aqal mand ho gaye aan,
pehlan eh dass eh baqi 999 kaun ne????

Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter &
a traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi
jagah nahin hai

Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said:
take what do u want & i took car
banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone
and he started to dance.

The report said: "Delivered"

Santa and Banta were arrested after raping a girl.
both were called for identification parade.
when the girl arrived, santa & banta started shouting

Yehi hai saali, Yehi hai

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,

Santa doesn"t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies,

I"m coming daily since 4 days,

I press the bell but no one comes out.