Free latest sms text messages & Jokes

Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other –
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can"t u read "Parking for two wheelers only"

Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le k
shahar gaya . Diwali da time c Ek bache ne atishbazi chalayee
sardar dekh kar bola
Oh "bhain di fudi kithe Ja ke fati hai"
sardar ka bacha bola

"papa jalandhar wali bhua di k ludhiane wali di"..

Sunday ko santa scooter dho raha tha,
kisine uske totle bete se poocha, "papa kahan hain" ?
TOTLA beta bola: papa chutar dho rahe hain,
mummy paani daal rahi hain.

santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena..
banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai..
santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..

Santa: bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gay

Rikshaw driver: 40 rupay

Santa: 2 rupay main chalay ga?

Driver: 2 rupay main kaun jaye ga?

Santa: peechay baith mian le k jata hoon

santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay
huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di
santa ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi
routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge