Latest Santa Banta Sms Messages Collection

25 Jul

Santa To Bantaoye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejt

Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?

Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na

25 Jul

Santa raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thiJee

Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi

Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi

Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?

Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha

25 Jul

Santa Why there are always two cops in a car patrol

Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won"t work, one of them to scream
"Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other –
"Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red.."

25 Jul

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train by chance b

A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down
on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet
hamare upar faink diya……

25 Jul

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto Banta ask

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can"t u read "Parking for two wheelers only"

25 Jul

Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le

Ek sardar jo gal gal te gaal kad da si apne munde nu le k
shahar gaya . Diwali da time c Ek bache ne atishbazi chalayee
sardar dekh kar bola
Oh "bhain di fudi kithe Ja ke fati hai"
sardar ka bacha bola

"papa jalandhar wali bhua di k ludhiane wali di"..

25 Jul

Sunday ko santa scooter dho raha tha kisine uske totle

Sunday ko santa scooter dho raha tha,
kisine uske totle bete se poocha, "papa kahan hain" ?
TOTLA beta bola: papa chutar dho rahe hain,
mummy paani daal rahi hain.

25 Jul

santa ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena banta lekin tumh

santa: ek kilo gaaye ka dhoodh dena..
banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bhut chhota hai..
santa: theek hai to fir bakri ka de do..

25 Jul

Santa bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gayRiks

Santa: bus stand tak janay ke kitnay paisay log gay

Rikshaw driver: 40 rupay

Santa: 2 rupay main chalay ga?

Driver: 2 rupay main kaun jaye ga?

Santa: peechay baith mian le k jata hoon

25 Jul

santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing

santa ne apni wife ko apnay aik friend ke saath kissing kartay
huay dekh lia aur apnay friend ko goli maar di
santa ki wife boli: bilkul ghalat! agar tumhari yehi
routine rahi to aik din tum sab friends se hath dho betho ge