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We have compiled for you the Latest Collection of Santa Banta SMS & text messages in Urdu, Hindi & English. Send Funny Santa Banta sms & Santa Banta Jokes Messages to your friends & loved ones from Eworldsms.net

Gajni Me Amir Ne Itni Body Kaise Banaye

Banta:Gajni Me Amir Ne Itni Body Kaise Banaye.

Santa: Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or Waps Jim chala Jata Tha


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saale aur kitni door dekhega

santa:meri door ki nazar kam h
chasma lena padega
banta:wo kya chamak raha h
s:suraj h
b:saale aur kitni door dekhega


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Hum To Kirayedar Hain

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain;)

KAMINEY

Santa:-Main To Apne Saare Dosto Ko Bhull Hi Gaya Tha. Par Ek Film Dekhi To Sab Yaad Aa Gaye.
Banta:-Koun Si Film…?
Santa:- ”KAMINEY”

Bevkuf,Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia hai

Santa:Yar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota h.,?

Banta :Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf,Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia hai..

Sent Mesge Matlab Khushbu Wala Message……

MESSAGE SENDING FAILED

Santa: yar Banta, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya kru??

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Banta :”MESSAGE SENDING FAILED” likh ke bhej de..!

Santa 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha

Santa 100 k note par likha number dial kar raha tha..
Banta.. Ye tu kya kar raha hai..???
Santa .. Dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye.. Par unka mobile kiske paas hai…..

Santa ki wife mar gayi

Santa ki wife mar gayi.
Banta- tuje kuch chahiye?
Santa-jaldi Laptop le aa
Bnta- Kyo?
Santa- facebook pe status change krke single krna hai.

Maine kal recharge wale ko Bewakoof banaya

Santa: Maine kal recharge wale ko Bewakoof banaya!
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Banta: Wo kaise?
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Santa: Maine usko 100 Rupees diye aur Number Galat Likhwa diya!!!!

niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha

santa in train :yaar raat bhar nind nahi ayi,
upar ki seat pe.

banta:to exchnge kar leta

santa:kis se karta niche ki seat pe koi nahi tha.

aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya

Santa: aaj maine machar ko confused kar diya.

Banat-: wo kaise?

Santa: maine machardani bedroom me laga diya aur main hall me so gaya.!

aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai

santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu?
Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai

Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Banta: A Cockroach
Santa : Why?
Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai :P :P

Santa to Jeeto

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Banta ek sadhu se bola

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Nurse came out with the newborn kid

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

Titanic doob raha tha

Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE………