Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me

Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai”

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji

Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

Answer= ‘Not available yet’

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay

ko bata day ga.

Q:insaan k jism ka wo kon sa part hae jo maa k pait se marte dum tuk ghatta hae na barhta hae?Dr.shahzad 03216327008

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)
ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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-
-
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR

7 Girls=14 Legs

Each Girl Has 7 Bags

total 49 bags

7 Big Cats In Each Bag

49 x 7=343 x 4=1372

Each Cat Has 7 Small Cats

343 x 7=2401 x 4=9604

14+1372+9604=10990

Total 10990 LEGS in the BUS