General Knowledge..
1) Wo Kon Si Jagah Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kiran Sirf 1 Bar Parri Ab Qayamat Tak Nahi Parregi.?
Ans: Darya-E-Neel Ka Centre..
2) Wo Kya Hai Jo Piya Jata Hai Khaya Nahi.?
Ans:ghussaa.
3) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Or Jannat Men Jayega.?
Ans:fir\’on Ki Biwi Aasia.
4) Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Or Jahannum Men Jayega.?
Ans:chipkali (Lizard).
5) Insan K Jism Men Rooh K Rahnay Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.?
Ans: Shehrag.

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A Woman Shoots Her Husband.
Then She Holds Him Under Water For Over 5 Minutes.
Finally, She Hangs Him.
But 5 Minutes Later They Both Go Out
And Enjoy A Wonderful Dinner Together.

How Can This Be?

Answer:

She Took A Picture Of Him (Shoots A Picture.)
Then She Held The Picture/Film Under Water To Develop.
Finally She Hung The Picture To Dry.

kya aap kisi bhi pen se aik saat teen (3) zero likh saktay ho?

answer is 1730 kesa !

kya aap blue pen se red likh saktay ho?

very simple just write RED.

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3- Kon Sa Phal Meetha Hone Ke Bawajood Frokhat Nahi Hota..??

4- Kon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ka Naam Lo To Woh Toot Jati Hai..??

5- Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Bagair Paon Ke Bhagta Hai Aur Phir Wapis Nahi Aata..??

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1- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Buri Ho??

2- Ek Baat Jo Mujh Main Achi Ho??

3- Mere Sath Bitaya Hua Yadgaar Waqt??

4- Ek Advise Jo Mere Liye Ho??

Woh Kon Sa PHAL Hai,

Jis Ka Pehla Lafz Kaat Dain To 1 MULK Ka Naam,

Aur Aakhri Kaat Dain To 1 SHEHAR Ka Naam,

Aur Dono Kaat Dain To PRINDAY Ka Naam ban Jata Hai??

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