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Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:11:29 +0000

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

solve this .

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:10:40 +0000

solve this …i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?

boyfriend ik jale huey toast

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:10:33 +0000

boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?

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bolo….

Dono ka ik hi jawab dena…

nahi pata.

kehta he

kash ik min…pehley nikal liya hota

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:10:17 +0000

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
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Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
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CHALLANGE
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Reply Fast.

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ans >>Kafan

What is the thing which keeps on decreasing

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:10:08 +0000

What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?

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Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death…!

Question:

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:09:47 +0000

Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It”s A Challenge…
Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20

I can sizzle like bacon

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:09:40 +0000

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Riddle Answer

A snake.

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:09:15 +0000

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai…….?

I am waiting for answer if u r genious….

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai

challenge for you.

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:08:57 +0000

1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.

1 black n white tv

admin — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:08:48 +0000

1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ….. Simple