1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,
Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,
Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,
Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla Mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.

Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa.

Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.

Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Rah De Wich Khona Okha.
Apna Ap Lakona Okha.
Enni Wadh Gaye Wunya Dari.
Kalleyan Beh Ke Rona Okha.
Dagh Muhabbat Wala Bahu.
Lag Javay Ta Dhona Okha

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.
Ghor Kijiye Ga.
Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay
Nahi Tay. Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay.

Tere Dardan Nal O Pardesi, Kevain Hodi He Mulaqat Na Puchh,
Bund Kamray Di Khamoshi Wich Kevain Katday Nay Din Raat Na Puchh,
Har Roz Musalsal Hanjuan Di, Kevain Hondi He Barsat Na Puchh,
Meda Yar Tu Ap Siyanaan Aen, Meda Chehra Perh Halat Na Puchh.

Ya baba Peer G!
Main aan greeb bra dukh hon door,
Bokh sade ghr asi bde majboor,
Hr khushi mile, muk jan ae fatoor,
Khush rehn ma pe, nale jeon mere veer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Dil noo skun mile, tandrust rwan main,
Awan ga ma roz aethe, twano aj kwan main,
Jithey akho khlojan, jithey akho bwan main,
Dewan na niazan j, dyo maino cheer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Notaan wich khedan main te mere thle car howe,
Ehnaa kuj ee howe bs bota na khlar howe,
Matha lawe jera mere nal ohdi har howe,
Tutte, mere agey jeri awey shamsheer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Jhuk k slam kre maino sara shehr,
Othe yadgar bne jithey rkhan pair,
Sare ee mateht hon jutt sheikh mehr,
Mil jawe kursi te bna main wazir g,
Ya baba peer G!

Phsea ae kam ik mera bde chir da,
Iko ee te kurri, jidey ote aan ma marda,
Rano nal wya hoje dil bda kerda,
Mangna wa sohni sassi shireen na ma heer g,
Ya baba peer G!

India main ek ourat apnay husband ki wafaat par vain karte howe kahne lagi“ WAY TO OTHAY CHALA GEYA JITHAY DEVA NA BATTI . JITHAY MANJI NA PEERI . JITHEY ROTI NA ATTA.
Pass khra larka kahne laga“ AMI ABBA KITAY PAKISTAN TE NAHIN TOUR GEYA.