http://www.eworldsms.net Spreading the love and smile all around the world with our constantly updating collection of hilarious sms messages Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:13:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/punjabi-student-to-teacher.html http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/punjabi-student-to-teacher.html#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:54:35 +0000 admin Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

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Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/internet-se-download.html/feed/ 0 http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/w-most-dangerous-alphabet.html http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/w-most-dangerous-alphabet.html#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:53:46 +0000 admin Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.
Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

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Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi…

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reha hai.
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi…

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Banta: o kyun santa oye sarkaar kolo ek anna (hazzare) nhi sambhalya jaa
rhea te o chaar aane kivein sambhalegi…

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Khoobsurat dimaag vi diya
Hirni jehi aakhan deyi
Gulab jehe honth
Pyar bharya dil ditta
Te fer Jubaan deke sab te pani fer ditta…

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/rabb-ne-tiwi-nu.html/feed/ 0 http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/ek-amli-te-ek-janani.html http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/ek-amli-te-ek-janani.html#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:51:37 +0000 admin Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.

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Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?
Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….
Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,
Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???
Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal…

]]> http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/kaale-rang-da-master.html/feed/ 0 http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/bacche-do-hi-acche.html http://www.eworldsms.net/punjabi-sms/bacche-do-hi-acche.html#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:51:14 +0000 admin Ik Tiwi Apne 6 Baccheya De Naal Rail Vich Sawar Hoyi,
Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,
Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate Peena Mana Hai!
Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi Acche!

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