Punjabi SMS


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Here you will find large collection of funny punjabi sms,  punjabi sms jokes, punjabi sms shayari, romantic / love punjabi sms. Send these free / new punjabi sms to your friends. Some popular searches include :- Sad Punjabi SMS messages, Birthday Punjabi SMS,  New Year Punjabi SMS, Good Morning & Santa Banta Punjabi SMS. One funny intersting fact is that some people even search for urdu punjabi sms & hindi punjabi sms on google :D

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne

Loki ishq ishq paey karde ne..
assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe
loki yaar laben nu firde ne
assi labhia yaar gava baithe


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Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya

Mere to puchdeO mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon


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Some months have 30 days

Some months have 30 days and others have 31 days,how many months have 28 days?

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

Massa massa si aayi maut

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer vdhaani pe gayi

always think positive

samundar de kinaare baithe haan………
kade tan lehar aaoogi….
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive

Tussi ki o?

Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.

Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi

Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi.

Tera mera jor v ki

Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v ki

Vekh asman te urrde panchi

“Vekh asman te urrde panchi, Na o karde rizq zakheera, na o Bhookkay marde ne,

Bandey hi karday rizq zakheera, Bandey hi bhookkay mardy nay”.

PUNJABI STUDENT TO TEACHER

Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da “father of nation” kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.

INTERNET SE DOWNLOAD

Wife to Husband: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye Bachhe Internet Se Download Kiye Hain???
Wife: Nahi Eh Tan Singh Sahab De Pen Drive To Litte Ne.

W – MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.
Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

KASH MAIN MOBILE HUNDA

Kudi Bust Stop Te Khadi, Mobile Te Gallan Kar Rahi Si,
Boy ohnu Comment karda hai: Haye! Kash main mobile hunda, teriyan Gaallan (chicks) naal lagya hunda…
Kudi: Haan, fer main ghar jaa ke charger teri *$%*& ch laundi…

NAIN-MATAKKA

Custmer: teri majh di 1 akh ta khrab hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
reha hai.
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi…

ANNA HAZZARE

Santa: oye tenu pta hai sarkaar ne chaar aane band kar dite hai?
Banta: o kyun santa oye sarkaar kolo ek anna (hazzare) nhi sambhalya jaa
rhea te o chaar aane kivein sambhalegi…

RABB NE TIWI NU

Rabb ne tiwi nu sunder banaya
Khoobsurat dimaag vi diya
Hirni jehi aakhan deyi
Gulab jehe honth
Pyar bharya dil ditta
Te fer Jubaan deke sab te pani fer ditta…

EK AMLI TE EK JANANI

Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.