Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.

I don"t make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts.

In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are troublesome.

Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.