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BENAZIR BHUTTOBBraveEEfficientNNobleAAbleZZealious

BENAZIR BHUTTO

B=Brave

E=Efficient

N=Noble

A=Able

Z=Zealious

I=Intelligent

R=Reliable

B=Bounteous

H=Honorable

U=Unique

T=Tolerant

T=Telented

O=Oriental

Great Loss For

P=Oor

P=Eoples Of

P=Akistan

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One Person went for Fishing He catches a heavy fish h

One Person went for Fishing,

He catches a heavy fish,

he was happy & he brought the fish at home.

He asked his wife to please coock it.

The said with anoyying mode.

Honey: There is No GAS

NO ELECTRIC

NO Ata (Flour)

No Ghee (Oil)

The Person was really upset. He took the fish

& come to sea side & drop back the fish in water.

After some time fish again came to Surface of Water & Shout

GEAY MUGHARAF

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HumraKhuwabBhokaaNangaaPunjabHar QadamKhud Kushi Ki J

Humra-Khuwab

“Bhokaa“

“Nangaa“

“Punjab“

Har Qadam,

“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai

Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

“Ch.Azab-E-Elahi“

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BREAKING NEWSPAKISTAN ZINDA ABAD Mulk ke halat ki waja

BREAKING NEWS

“PAKISTAN ZINDA ABAD“

Mulk ke halat ki wajah se ye nara tabdeel kar diya gaya hai.

Aaj se aise parha karain “PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAAG“

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Dil main mery hai dardebhutto Darde bhuttoDil me

Dil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto…
Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto!
Wo Hasina Wo nilam pari, Election may b thee woh khari,
Pata ni kahan say goli chali…
sab k lye hogai mushkil khari
Dil main merey hai dard -e-bhutto, dard-e-bhutto

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ye baazi khon ki bazi haiye baazi tum hi haro gyhar g

ye baazi khon ki bazi hai,
ye baazi tum hi haro gy,
har ghar se nikle ga BHUTTO,
tum kitne BHUTTO maro gy

"YAY BHUTTO"

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agar 1 ship main MUSHARAFNAWAZ SHARIFBENAZIR SHOUKA

agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN

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Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"

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sheikh Radheed asked a girlhow muchgirl 500 on bed

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.

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Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon k

Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon ko aaj kal tv
se door rakhain kyun ke "MUSHARRAF" kisi bhi waqt vardi utar sakta
hai

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