BENAZIR BHUTTO
B=Brave
E=Efficient
N=Noble
A=Able
Z=Zealious
I=Intelligent
R=Reliable
B=Bounteous
H=Honorable
U=Unique
T=Tolerant
T=Telented
O=Oriental
Great Loss For
P=Oor
P=Eoples Of
P=Akistan
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One Person went for Fishing,
He catches a heavy fish,
he was happy & he brought the fish at home.
He asked his wife to please coock it.
The said with anoyying mode.
Honey: There is No GAS
NO ELECTRIC
NO Ata (Flour)
No Ghee (Oil)
The Person was really upset. He took the fish
& come to sea side & drop back the fish in water.
After some time fish again came to Surface of Water & Shout
GEAY MUGHARAF
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Humra-Khuwab
“Bhokaa“
“Nangaa“
“Punjab“
Har Qadam,
“Khud Kushi Ki Janib“
Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
“Ch.Azab-E-Elahi“
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BREAKING NEWS
“PAKISTAN ZINDA ABAD“
Mulk ke halat ki wajah se ye nara tabdeel kar diya gaya hai.
Aaj se aise parha karain “PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAAG“
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Dil main mery hai dard-e-bhutto , Darde bhutto…
Dil mey mery hai darde bhutto!
Wo Hasina Wo nilam pari, Election may b thee woh khari,
Pata ni kahan say goli chali…
sab k lye hogai mushkil khari
Dil main merey hai dard -e-bhutto, dard-e-bhutto
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ye baazi khon ki bazi hai,
ye baazi tum hi haro gy,
har ghar se nikle ga BHUTTO,
tum kitne BHUTTO maro gy
"YAY BHUTTO"
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agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN
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Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"
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sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
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Tamam hazraat se guzarish hai k apni Aurton or bachon ko aaj kal tv
se door rakhain kyun ke "MUSHARRAF" kisi bhi waqt vardi utar sakta
hai
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