Hazaron saal uski maa karti rahi us k baap se ghaddari,

Tab jahin jaa kr paida hua asif ali zadari !!!

Budget 2009

Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.

Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.

Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.

Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.

Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.
Jeay Bhutto.

Sheri Rehman ki Press Conference:-

Han ji aap karain…….

Nahin aap nahi aap nay pehlay kar liya hai…..

Ab doosron ko bi tu moqa do na…….

Sab ik dafa na karain na mujay samaj nahi aa rahi……

Sab bari bari karain……

Ab jo peechay behtay hain unko bi karnay ka moqa dain…….

Agar karma hai tu karain warna main ja rahi hon.

MUSHRAF SB K BAD ARZ HY,

AA GAIY JANAAB ZARDARI,
BHAR GAI AOR BYROOZGARI.

HALAAT AESY OOS NY KEIY K,
GAREEB KO AB MUYASSER NAHI TARKARI,

MUKARNA APNI BAAT SY KOI ON SY SEKHY,
ALLAH NA KARY PHIR SY HO JAIYMULK ME KHUDKUSH BOMBARI,

AAIN HY JANAAB KUCH TO FARAK PARY GA,
AOR KUCH HO NA HO BHAR JAIE GE CHORI CHAKARI,

LOOTEEN GY MULK KO DONOO HATHOON SY,
AMIRICA K SAAMNY HO GA SAR HAMAARA AOR JOTI HAMARI,

KARY GA AMIRICA KO KHOOSH KARWA K WANA ME BOMBARI,
PHIR AWAAM NAHI DY GI VOTE IN KO YE NEKAL JAIEN GY HO GI IN KI KHAWARI,
.
.

AIY GI PHIR IK MARDE AAHAN AOR BABBAR SHEAR
“ NAWAZ SHARIF“
KI BARI……

Sun lo MQM k Dushmano. Tehreek ki Hifazat ko Tayyar hen Hum, Shahadat k Jazbe se Sarshar hen Hum, Zarurat pari jab bhi Hamare Lahoo ki. Lahoo Apna dene ko Tayyar hen Hum, Bohat hi Bahadur or Khuddar hen Hum, Faqat 1 QUAID k Wafadar hen Hum. “G A ALTAF“ “G A MUTHADA“

Mat Ro Zardary abhe jaan baaqi ha.
Tairay leay to poora Pakistan baqi ha.

BiBi mar gae to kea hua?
Abhe Shery Rehmaan baqi ha.

Meaning Of Pakistan:

P= Petrol 86.66 Rs
A= Aata 40.00 Rs
K= Khudkush Hamlay
I= Ilam Ke Kamy
S= Sarkon Pe Pany
T= Trafic Jam
A= Awam Paraishan
N= No Electricity

Film:
“Aao Barbaad Karain“

Hero:
“Pervaiz Musharaf“

Heroin:
“Banazir“

Villan:
“Nawaz Sharif“

Scripted In:
“Dubai“

Shooting In:
“Pakistan“

Music By:
“MQM“

Action By:
“Pak Army“

Suspence By:
“Cheif Justice“

Charactor Actor:
“Amin Fahim“

Charactor Less Actor:
“Chaudhries“

Friendly Apearance:
“Saudi King“

Comadian:
“Sheikh Rasheed“

Sporting Actor:
“Molana Fazalurehan“

Dancers:
“Sheri Rehman, Kashmala Tariq“

Financed By:
“Poor People Of Pakistan“

jawab to bhutto
ya bazi khoon ko bazi hai aur yeah bazi tum hie haro ge
hum har gher ma condum batein ge phir kaise bhutto nikle ga

Musharaf To Zardary: Tumain Tairna (Swiming) Aata ha?

Zardary: Nahen (No)

Musharaf: Tairna To Kuttay B Jantay Hain.

Zardary: Tumhain Aata Ha?

Musharaf: Haan (yes)

Zardary: To Tumaray Aur Kuttay Main Kea Farq Hua?