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Good citizens who do not vote.

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:47:33 +0000

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Promising young man should go into politics

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:46:12 +0000

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:46:04 +0000

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:45:56 +0000

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:45:32 +0000

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:45:06 +0000

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

I offer my opponents a bargain

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:43:21 +0000

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

We have plenty of Confidence in this country

admin — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:43:14 +0000

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Rehman Malik & Veena Malik

admin — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:04:05 +0000

Teacher: wo kon say behn bhai they jinho ney Pakistan bnane k liay 24 ghante kam kia?
Ans: M.A. Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah.
Q : wo kon se behn bhai hain jo Pakistan ko badnam krne k liay 24 ghante kam kr rhe hn
Ans,,,
Rehman Malik & Veena Malik

Barastay Jooton Say

admin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:39:15 +0000

Bush On 14-12-2008

Bush Finally Found Weapon Of Mass Distruction (WMD)In Iraq On 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number Kay Jootay”

Now He Says “America Will Attack All Those Countries Where 10 Number Shoes Will Be”…
At The End He Said,
Maaliki Muj Ko Bachana Barastay Jooton Say