Politics SMS & Text Messages Collection


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As sms sending has been very cheap in this part of the world (asia). We just need a topic to discuss, as soon as people pick the topic than things spread more rapidly than fire. In this part of world politics has seen lots of ups & downs and has been a centre of attention not only for the people of the country but for the entire world. Politicians are used to do some silly stupid stuffs which make people talk a lot about them but whatever is talked about them is shit that means people keep on cursing them for their pathetic political moves! So keeping in mind all these things a seperate category needs to be created for funny politics sms / hindi political sms / english politician sms and jokes! Politicians who are most popular among people either for their good deeds or bad are zardari, musharraf and benazir so some these political sms can be categorised as either zardari sms, musharraf sms or benazir sms! Zardari should be ranked # 1 among all politicians if a ranking is compiled of politicians who are remembered with bad names! Therefore keeping the anger of public in our mind we have lots of funny zardari sms & jokes, new asif zardari sms in urdu

Good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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Promising young man should go into politics

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

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I offer my opponents a bargain

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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Rehman Malik & Veena Malik

Teacher: wo kon say behn bhai they jinho ney Pakistan bnane k liay 24 ghante kam kia?
Ans: M.A. Jinnah & Fatima Jinnah.
Q : wo kon se behn bhai hain jo Pakistan ko badnam krne k liay 24 ghante kam kr rhe hn
Ans,,,
Rehman Malik & Veena Malik

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Barastay Jooton Say

Bush On 14-12-2008

Bush Finally Found Weapon Of Mass Distruction (WMD)In Iraq On 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number Kay Jootay”

Now He Says “America Will Attack All Those Countries Where 10 Number Shoes Will Be”…
At The End He Said,
Maaliki Muj Ko Bachana Barastay Jooton Say

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