Politics SMS


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As sms sending has been very cheap in this part of the world (asia). We just need a topic to discuss, as soon as people pick the topic than things spread more rapidly than fire. In this part of world politics has seen lots of ups & downs and has been a centre of attention not only for the people of the country but for the entire world. Politicians are used to do some silly stupid stuffs which make people talk a lot about them but whatever is talked about them is shit that means people keep on cursing them for their pathetic political moves! So keeping in mind all these things a seperate category needs to be created for funny politics sms / hindi political sms / english politician sms and jokes! Politicians who are most popular among people either for their good deeds or bad are zardari, musharraf and benazir so some these political sms can be categorised as either zardari sms, musharraf sms or benazir sms! Zardari should be ranked # 1 among all politicians if a ranking is compiled of politicians who are remembered with bad names! Therefore keeping the anger of public in our mind we have lots of funny zardari sms & jokes, new asif zardari sms in urdu

Bush to Obama

Bush to Obama:
main ne tum se kaha ta k ye pathan dashatghar hain.
Obama:kyun?
Bushface-smile-big.png eka nahi k teen pathano
ne gharib sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya.


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20 saal pehle

20 saal pehle “Candle light Dinner”
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.
zinda hai bibi zinda hai


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Pakistan Post Office Ne

Pakistan Post Office Ne
“Asif Zardari”
ki Tasveer Wale Ticket jaari kar Diye Hen.
.
Lehaza.
.
AWAAM Parishan hai K
THOOK kis Taraf Lagana Hai..

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha

Kya Michale Jackson sb se acha
Dance krta tha?
.
Nahi
.
Sab se acha dance Pakistani “AWAM” krti hai
Haqoomat nachati hai ur awam nachti hai.

Aaj Kal K Phoolon

Aaj Kal K Phoolon Se To Kaante H Ache Hain,
?FARAZ?
Jo Khusboo Nahi Dete Magar Daman Pakar Lete H?in..!

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Bethay Hian Naraaz
Qyounka Sheren Rahman Ko Date Pa Lay Gia Hay Faraz…

In Zardarion Say

In Zardarion Say Dosti Achhi Nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-E-Pakistan Hay Kuchh To Khayal Kar

ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO

Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy

.
.
.
… .
.
Boy:
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO

zardari ki zamin

Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad …

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ….

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran…

Quam, mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad…
Benazir dunya say farar…

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal …
Khoon main ranga sara saal…

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar

teacher pathan sy

Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay…?

Pathan:
“ZARDARI”

analysis all the difference of selection and election

Can Dr. Abdul Qadeer N0t Perform Duty As President??

Can Abdul Satar Edhie N0t Perform The Duty As Minister Of Health And Welfare??

Can General Hameed Gull N0t Perform Duty As Defense Minister??

Can Orya Maqbool Jaan N0t Perform Duty As Interior Minister??

Can Zaid Hamid N0t Perform As Foreign Minister??
Can Mian Mansha N0t Perform Duty As Industry Minister??

N0w U Can Analysis All The Difference Of “Selecti0n” And “Electi0n”

Who Is Deserving??

for 0ur leader

“For 0ur Leader”

A LEADER Must
Also be Able To Follow
And
If A LEADER Cannot
Follow Than That LEADER
Is Equal To Pharaoh … !!

americans special offer for your vacations

“Bundle Offer”
Dear Americans, Special Offer
For Your Vacations.
Come To Pakistan For Enjoy,
Hunt N Kill Anyone Anywhere On
Discount Rates With All Luxuries
N Necessary Protocols.
No Need 2 Worry About People
They Are Already Dead.

Regards,
Zardari, Gilani, Kayani, Nawaz, Shahba

i am also available in the colour white

Dear Politician,

This Is Just To Inform
You That I Am Also
Available In The Colour
White. . .

Sincerely,

Black Money … =P =D

Good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Promising young man should go into politics

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala