As sms sending has been very cheap in this part of the world (asia). We just need a topic to discuss, as soon as people pick the topic than things spread more rapidly than fire. In this part of world politics has seen lots of ups & downs and has been a centre of attention not only for the people of the country but for the entire world. Politicians are used to do some silly stupid stuffs which make people talk a lot about them but whatever is talked about them is shit that means people keep on cursing them for their pathetic political moves! So keeping in mind all these things a seperate category needs to be created for funny politics sms / hindi political sms / english politician sms and jokes! Politicians who are most popular among people either for their good deeds or bad are zardari, musharraf and benazir so some these political sms can be categorised as either zardari sms, musharraf sms or benazir sms! Zardari should be ranked # 1 among all politicians if a ranking is compiled of politicians who are remembered with bad names! Therefore keeping the anger of public in our mind we have lots of funny zardari sms & jokes, new asif zardari sms in urdu
Politics SMS & Text Messages Collection
Barastay Jooton Say
Bush On 14-12-2008
Bush Finally Found Weapon Of Mass Distruction (WMD)In Iraq On 14th December….
The Lethal “10 Number Kay Jootay”
Now He Says “America Will Attack All Those Countries Where 10 Number Shoes Will Be”…
At The End He Said,
Maaliki Muj Ko Bachana Barastay Jooton Say
MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR
AdaLat MAin KUcH PoLiTiCaL QAiDi THAy JiN KO BGaIr WAjAh K PAkRa HUa THa..
SaB ARaM SE BEtHey THAy K SHoR PEdA HUa AUr AnGrAiZ JUdGe AayA..
TaMaM Qaidi KHaRey HO GAyE BUt 1 BA-ROuB ShAKs KUrSi Pe BEtHa RAhA..
JudgE NE GUssEy SE US SE KUrSi CHeN’nE KA ORdEr DIA.
UnHon NE KhUd KUrSi UtHA K PHeNk DI AUr ZAmEeN PE BEtH GAyE AUr KAhA:
“KurSi ChEn’ne WaLe ZaLiM,KyA ALLAH Ki ZAmEeN B CheEn Lo GAy”
JUdGe WAs very MucH SUrpRisEd…
YeH AZeEm SHaKs “MOLANA MUHAMMAD ALI JOHAR” THy..
Takes credit for the rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow
Aisay To Na Aya Hoga
Yeh Toofan Aisay To Na Aya Hoga,
Kisi Ne To Isay Sataya Hoga,
Lagta Hai Kuch Aisa Hua Hoga,
K Apna Sadar Samandar Main Nahaya Hoga..!
New Qaumi Tarana 2010
Please stand up in the respect of our New Qaumi Tarana 2010.
Zardari ki zameen shadbad,
Bijli jaye har ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad wakeel barbaad,
Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Chaudhry Sab Painda baad,
Shaukat aziz mulk se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,
Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,
Saye-e-sheri rehman
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi ZardariTeri Bachiya
Sheri Rehman see Dosti achi nahi Zardari…
Teri Bachiyan Jawaan hain Kuch tu Khayal kar…..
Zara Sochain K Ham PrAllah Ka AzaabAkhir Ramzaan
Zara Sochain K Ham Pr
Allah Ka Azaab
Akhir Ramzaan Mubarak
Main He Keon Aata Ha?
2005 Main
“Earth Quake“
2008 Main
“Asif Zardary“
Baat to kirdaar ke hoty ha ZardaryWarna HAJJ
Baat to kirdaar ke hoty ha “Zardary“
Warna “HAJJ“ to “Nargis“ bhe kr k aae ha
MashaAllahaj 13wan Roza haSehry Aur Aftary MainA
Masha-Allah
aj 13wan Roza ha
Sehry Aur Aftary Main
Aur Hr Nimaaz K Baad
Dill Se Dua Karain
K
Allah Pak
Asif Ali Zardary Ko
Benazir Se Milwa de.
Ameen.