Munna bhai SMS


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We bring for you the Latest Collection of Funny Munna bhai SMS & text messages [hindi / urdu / english]. Send Munna bhai Circuit sms & Munna bhai jokes Messages to your friends & loved ones from Eworldsms.net

Kya mast air chal raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.


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Bole to

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?


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Apna munn kholo

Munna: Apna munn kholo….. Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa………. Munna throws his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm….. Torch sahi hai.

Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji. Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai Munna abhi jaanay ke liye tayyar hi hota ke dobara phone aata hai. Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave ke liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Munna-apun ka desh

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai…apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ….SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH…