Munna bhai SMS


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Kya mast air chal raele hai

Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.


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Bole to

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?


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Apna munn kholo

Munna: Apna munn kholo….. Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa………. Munna throws his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm….. Torch sahi hai.

Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji. Voice: Aray Doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai Munna abhi jaanay ke liye tayyar hi hota ke dobara phone aata hai. Voice: Doctor Sahab! Ab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave ke liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

Munna-apun ka desh

Munna-apun ka desh kaun chalata hai? Circuit-bhai simple hai…apna SMS. Munna-kya fekta hai?Circuit-bhai sms bole to ….SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH…

LECTURER: Write a note

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

Munna bhai – a yarr sarkit muj

Munna bhai – a yarr sarkit muje us sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai . Love lettet kasie likhu ?
Sarkit – likh i love you sister . Mera naam munna bhai .

Munna and surcit in america:

Munna and surcit in america:
munna:abey surcit yah to sabi ladki ke kapde chote chote hai khyu bole to appun ke kuch samaj mai nai aa rela a baap:

surcit:bhai yah ke taioler ade satkele hote hai.

Munna:to apne india ke bi taiolar satkele hai kya:

surcit:nai bhai apne idar taiolar to nai par apne idar ki ladkiya zarur satkele hai jo bahar desh ki ladkiyo ke kapde dekkar sila ti hai
or apne muud ki satkati hai:

munna: wa surcit 2 to samajdar hogela hai re:

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS
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SUDAR JAO LADKIO SUDAR JAO KHYU APNE DESH KI DURGATI KARRELI HO:MUNNA & SURCIT

Circuit : Bhai ‘Mamu bheja mat

Circuit : Bhai ‘Mamu bheja mat ghuma’ isko english mein kaise bolneka? Munna : Mother’s brother don’t rotate my brain.

“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student

“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

kisi film ki kahani sunane k

kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

Papar aur jhapar main farak

Papar aur jhapar main farak CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

GANDHIGIRI se samjhane ka tariqa

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

CURCUIT- bhai bapu

CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka, aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na