Marriage SMS

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

What a married man says
after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust nd Understanding,
she doesn’t Trust me nd I dont Understand her.

The Secret of Happy Married Life…

Is Still a SECRET.

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.

During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.

After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.

After 10 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.