Marriage SMS

Wife-
dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai

Hus-
Are WO to bhangaar wala hai,
bekar MAAL per nazar rakhna uski Aadat ha

Wife : Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Hsband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Hsband : Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt
Aa raha hai.

Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho?
Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai?
Patni- Ha..ya Na..

Patni- Shaadi K Shuru Me Aap Khana Khud Kam Aur Jyada Muje Khilate The Par Ab Aisa Q Nahi Karte
.
Pati- Q Ki,Ab Tumhe Khana Banane Aa Gaya Hai

Pati: Ab Jhagda Bandh Bhi Karo, Mai Shanti Ke Saath Rehna Chahta Hu.

Patni: Haa, Jaao, Mai Bhi Umesh Ke Saath Rehna Chahti Hu.