Marriage SMS


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Get Married

Get Married, Not for yourself, but for the future of your children, they are getting late for school :p EDUCATE PAKISTAN!


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A married man had written on the back

A married man had written on the back of his car. “Don’t disturb . . . . already disturbed . . !!


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To keep your marriage brimming

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong admit it; Whenever you’re right shut up.

What is the similarity between Marriage & 11:59 pm ? ? ? ? Answer: After Both, Days are changed…;-)

Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi

Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle Q nahi bataya k tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..

Man Asks Wife

Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I’d Take Half n Leave
You

Husband- Perfect ! I’ve Won
$10 , Here’s $5
Now Get Lost …

Married Life is so Easy

Married Life is so Easy ..its just like walking in the park

but the problem is the park is

Jurassic park !!!

Sadhu: We go yrs

Sadhu: We go yrs widout verbal communication we call it maun vrat, Man: we have the same experience, but we call it Marriage….

An Intelligent Wife Is One

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can’t Afford Another
Women….

Achhi Patni aur

Achhi Patni aur Bhoot Ek jaise hote hai,
KYUNKI,
Inki baate toh sab karte hai ,
Par
AAJ TAK Dekha kisine NAHI……

Shaadi Wale Din Juta

Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam kyun Hoti Hai?
Dulhe Ko Aakhri Chance Diya Jata Hai Ki..
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai,
Nange Paao Bhag Jao!!!..

Patni (gusse mein):

Patni (gusse mein):
Tum Sab Mard Ek Jaise Hote Ho..

Excellent Counter Question:

Pati:
“Tum Sab Mard” Se Kya Matlab, Tum Kitno Ko Janthi Ho??

Zabardast Reply:

Patni:
Yaad Nhi..! :D :P

Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine

Shaadi Ke 3 Mahine Baad Admi Ka Haalath Aise Hota Hai Jaise Usko
“LIQUID OXYGEN” Mein Dubaya Gaya Ho..
LIQUID Saas Nahi Lene Degi Aur OXYGEN Marne Nahi Dega!;)

Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake

Bhagwan Harek Ke Ghar Jake Use Prem Nahi De Shakta..

Isliye Usne MAA Banai..

Ussi Tarah Harek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Saza Nahi De Sakte,

Isliye PATNI Banayi

What is so interesting in me

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Wife- dekho na wo admi muje

Wife-
dekho na wo admi muje ghur-ghur ke dekh raha hai

Hus-
Are WO to bhangaar wala hai,
bekar MAAL per nazar rakhna uski Aadat ha

Wife : Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar

Wife : Agar me waqt hoti log meri Qadar karte?
Hsband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jate.
Wife: Q?
Hsband : Log Kehte Wo Dekho
Bura Waqt
Aa raha hai.

Biwi to pati

Biwi to pati- kya Tum dinner karna chahte ho?
Pati- Ha..ha, Lekin ye to batao khane ki cheezo me choice kya hai?
Patni- Ha..ya Na..