Malayalam SMS & Text Messages Collection

You are currently browsing our malayalam sms messages collection. You can use these free / funny malayalam sms to greet your friends on occassion such as XMAS, moharam, Vishu (there are vishu malayalam sms here as well), new year (as new year malayalam sms) & Oonam etc to your friends (as friendship malayalam sms), lover (by picking up a romantic / love malayalam sms). In addition to new naughty malayalam sms collection we have some hilarious free malayalam jokes sms for our mallu visitors! We hope our users gonna love them!

Happy Vishu

Vishu stands for new and fresh
Life is always new and fresh
Let us strive to make all days a happy Vishu.
Happy Vishu

Kanikkonnayum kanivellariyum

Kanikkonnayum kanivellariyum
pon naanayavum kodimundum
puthen kaalathinte samrudhiyaakatte
vishudinaashamsakal

‘KOTHUK” chathu

Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu…
Aval onnu
kadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu…
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu…”how”
Aval pulanju,’Chey’
Ente dehathellam
aayi…

‘HAAVOO”

‘KOTHUK” chathu.

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His ori

ActuaLEE bruceLEE was a MalayaLEE from AdimaLEE His original name was
SeythaLEE and his real weapon was KodaLEE so some oochaLEEs Read this
SMS

ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUNt

ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum unkal SUN-tv yil intha
vaaram orunal dub seytha puthan thirai padam……..
monday-"ammachi tirumbi Vannachu"(MUMMY RETURNS) tuesday-
"silandi mapilai"
(THE SPIDER MAN)wednesday-"karyam seyyamudiyath
(THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE)
thursday- "karuta mapilais"(MEN IN BLACK)friday-"otta mapilai"
(HOLLOW MAN)

Enter Password 2 touch my heart wrong Code

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
*
**
***
****
wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway … Take my blessings…
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

Alleppy passenger time 730Kottayam passenger 745Kolla

Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……
train etra ennam undennariyamo….?
Onnu thala vechu kooode…?????????

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla VeesukaraPeggozhichu N

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..

Kalam mayikkatha murivundoKulichal pokatha azukkundoC

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL1 MAHATHMA GHANDIPULLI MARIC

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU
POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3,
AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE
JANUM ..NEEYUM….SO KEEP IN TOUCH