3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. They boast their country‘s science achievements. The Russian says: We were the 1st ones in space, the American says, we were the 1st to go to moon, The Pakistani thinks hard and says: we will be 1st ones on the sun! Both the American and Russian start laughing, and say to the Pakistani, you stupid the sun is too hot, your spaceship will burn b4 it reaches the sun. The Pakistan scientist remains cool and calm, and says: You are stupid. We will go there at night!!!

Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ?

A-21

B-48

C-65

D-84

Dekhte hain Quaid k baray mei aap ko kitna pata hai . . ?

Ans: Us Waqt Pakistan Nahi Tha Tu Pakistan Studies Kahan sE Hogi . . . ;

Teacher 2 sardar: Name 5 animals dat live in water?

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Sardar: FROG

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TEACHER: the remaining 4?

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SARDAR: Frog di maa, Pio, Pehn te Praah…

TiGer KiLLs A Goat,

Hippopotamous Saw It. TiGer Asks

Hippo Not 2 TeLL This In Court.

Hippo Refuses!!

TiGer ASked, Why?

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Hippo Said B‘coz..

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HIPS DON‘T LIE !

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day… 30,000 to a man"s 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men…

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says – "Baljith Singh Married

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor
and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Gud Luck!

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.