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Dr: Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?Mareez: pehlay se zyada khrab hai.Dr: dawai khali thi kya?Mareez: Nahi dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi.Dr: I mean dawai lay li thi?Mareez: G aap ne di thi to main ne lay li thi.Dr: Bewaquf dawai pi li thi?Mareez: Nahi G‘ dawai to laal thi.Doc: Abay gadhay dawai ko pi liya tha?Mareez: Nahi saab piliya to mujhe hai.Dr: Saalay dawa ko mo se laga k pait main dala tha?Mareez: NahiDr: kyun?Mareez: Aap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga k rakhna,Main theek to ho jaonga na saab?

(Wife`s Photograph)

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks.

After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.

Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I‘ll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.“

The customer replied, “I‘m looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it‘s time to go home.“

wafadar y haan wafa karsaan.
jaan mangsee fida kersan.
ALLAH wasty hik chummi day dey.
malang banda haan duaa kersan.

Top 5 answar you got when you purpose a girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

1-No!
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2-I am sorry
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3-R you made?
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4-v r just friend, ok
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5-Lakin main to Rustam se………………

Hitler says “ There is no world like “Impossible“ in my dictionery.

Sardar G says, Ab bolnay ka kia faida, jab lee the tab boltay.