Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila. Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo Uss Ki 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.Pathaan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho1 Naswar Ka Pckt A GyaPathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar or Aa GayeeJin: Baaki 2 wìshes?Pathaan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do
Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do!
1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola – “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi
Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?
Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?
Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?
Simple
Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!
Bs Stop Pai Larki Ko Daikh Kr Larka Bola
Tu Meri Jan Hai
Tu Mera Iman Hai
Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Larka Bola
Me B Pakistan Hun
Tu B Pakistan Hai
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?
Dosra Amaq:
Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
khush qismat hain aap k hum aap ki dosti ko shiddat se chahte hai warna hum to wo log hain jo khuwaab mai b aapointment se aaty hai
yeh 1 naya sms hai market mai b nahi aaya abhi tak…
coming sooon
jab market mai nahi aaaya to phir aap k pass kaise aaye ga
an old man maried a ound girl some one asks the girl
ap nay in main kia daikha
larki boli
aik to in ki income
dosra in kay din kam