Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Bs Stop Pai Larki Ko Daikh Kr Larka Bola

Tu Meri Jan Hai

Tu Mera Iman Hai

Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Larka Bola

Me B Pakistan Hun

Tu B Pakistan Hai

1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?

Dosra Amaq:

Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

khush qismat hain aap k hum aap ki dosti ko shiddat se chahte hai warna hum to wo log hain jo khuwaab mai b aapointment se aaty hai

yeh 1 naya sms hai market mai b nahi aaya abhi tak…

coming sooon

jab market mai nahi aaaya to phir aap k pass kaise aaye ga

an old man maried a ound girl some one asks the girl
ap nay in main kia daikha
larki boli
aik to in ki income
dosra in kay din kam

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>“)(“< hmmm..
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mai shabshe nalaaj
hun
maiko na maiko na toyi bi yaad nayi kalta
ol na hi toyi sms kalta haiy shab gandey hain….

enter code to kiss ashiwariya lips

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the code is wrong!

you have kissed nana patikar,s lips….

please wash your mouth and try again

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Ek Admi Molvi Sahab K Pass Gaya or Pucha: Kya Larki K Saath Sona Gunnah Hai ?
Molvi Sahab:“Gunnah Nahin Hai per Masla Yeh Hai K Tum Log Sotay Nahin Ho“