Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

bush ki car k neeche 1 kute ka bacha a k mar gaya.bush ne driver se kaha .is k malik ko dhundo or 1 lakh doaler de kar ao.driver paise dene k bad jub wapas aya to us k galay main phoolon k haar dekh kar bush ne poocha ye haar kis ne dale?driver kehne laga… sir main ne jaa kar sirf itna kah k main bush ka driver hun or kute ka bacha mar gaya he,,,,, logon ye sunte hi mere galay main phoolon k haar dal die

Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone

Husband:How do U know?

Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money

Suna Hai aap ki muskrahat pe LOG marte hain
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Mujhe b 1 banda marwana hai
zara time nikaal k aana or us k saamnay muskrana

Yun raaroon ko na jago so liya karo

Dil ma ansu na rakho ro liya karo

Baal to buhat ache banate ho

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kbhi Mu b sabun say dho liya karo…..

The Best Relation ever is Between Two Eyes “they Blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
&
“Sleep together”
Still They Never See each Other Directly
But..
Wher They c a GIRL..
One Will Blink & other will Not..
Morel of the story.
A GIRL can breakany kind of relationship.hahahaha

A Quiz…
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhr?
Ans: jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)

Parho“ Pehla Kalma Taiyab, Taiyab manee pak“ La ElaHa illalla Hu Muhammad ur Rasulullah“

Oh yes aik aur shaitan ko Musalman kardiya..!

Once a sardar je saw a very sohny kuri in the market and thought ……………….Kash ay meri
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maann hondi,
ty main v inna sonna hunda.

Thapper Marne Pe Naraz Biwi Ko Shohar Bola
Admi Usey Marta Hai Jise Pyar Karta Ha
Biwi Ne Us Ko 2 Mare Or Boli
Ap Kya Samjhte Hain Main Ap Se Pyar Nahi Karti;