Suna Hai aap ki muskrahat pe LOG marte hain
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Mujhe b 1 banda marwana hai
zara time nikaal k aana or us k saamnay muskrana

Yun raaroon ko na jago so liya karo

Dil ma ansu na rakho ro liya karo

Baal to buhat ache banate ho

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kbhi Mu b sabun say dho liya karo…..

The Best Relation ever is Between Two Eyes “they Blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
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“Sleep together”
Still They Never See each Other Directly
But..
Wher They c a GIRL..
One Will Blink & other will Not..
Morel of the story.
A GIRL can breakany kind of relationship.hahahaha

A Quiz…
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhr?
Ans: jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)

Parho“ Pehla Kalma Taiyab, Taiyab manee pak“ La ElaHa illalla Hu Muhammad ur Rasulullah“

Oh yes aik aur shaitan ko Musalman kardiya..!

Once a sardar je saw a very sohny kuri in the market and thought ……………….Kash ay meri
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maann hondi,
ty main v inna sonna hunda.

Thapper Marne Pe Naraz Biwi Ko Shohar Bola
Admi Usey Marta Hai Jise Pyar Karta Ha
Biwi Ne Us Ko 2 Mare Or Boli
Ap Kya Samjhte Hain Main Ap Se Pyar Nahi Karti;

Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila. Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo Uss Ki 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.Pathaan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho1 Naswar Ka Pckt A GyaPathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar or Aa GayeeJin: Baaki 2 wìshes?Pathaan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do

Inspector to Santa: Phansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k phansi de do!

1 ladke ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gaya.
Wahan uski Maa khai me ghir gayi,
Wo bola – “Ya Khuda teri Khudai Apni to mili nahi Bapu ki bhi gawayi