(Wife`s Photograph)

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks.

After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.

Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I‘ll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.“

The customer replied, “I‘m looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it‘s time to go home.“

wafadar y haan wafa karsaan.
jaan mangsee fida kersan.
ALLAH wasty hik chummi day dey.
malang banda haan duaa kersan.

Top 5 answar you got when you purpose a girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

1-No!
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2-I am sorry
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3-R you made?
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4-v r just friend, ok
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5-Lakin main to Rustam se………………

Hitler says “ There is no world like “Impossible“ in my dictionery.

Sardar G says, Ab bolnay ka kia faida, jab lee the tab boltay.

A crow was flying,
And F-16 passes by him,,,
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Crow:Barriyan phurtian ney sarkar!
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F-16:chacha teray pichay ve aag laggi howay tenu lag pata jaway.

Aik Angraiz Pakistan aya
urdu seekhnay k leay.

Jab wo wapas gea to friends na poocha… Kea seekha?

Angraiz: Bijly Chaly Gaee
Bijly Aa Gaee

This iz Crime Story..

Five Elived in a Room, Namely..

MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.

At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom,

MAD Called Police..

MAD: Iz it Police Station..??

Police: Yes, What iz the Matter..??

MAD: SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.

Police: Are You MAD..??

MAD: Yes, I’m MAD.

Police: Don’t You have BRAIN.

MAD: BRAIN iz in Bathroom..

Police: You FOOL…

MAD: No, FOOL iz Reading This SMS.. ; )

Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana. Doctor banne ke baad usne pehla operation kia. Operation theatre se bahir nikal kar kehne laga, Ya Allah: Mera pehla gift qabool karna.

1 pathan 2 pathan se:

yar chal aaj zoo chalte hai.

2: kyun?

1: waha purane zamane ka janwar hai.

2: sub se purana janwar to dinosour tha.

1: are nahi us se bhi pura 1 hai.

2: kya hai?

1: zebar wo black and white hai na.

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1 Boy:woh kion?
2 boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.