Saas Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai Chawal sepatthar
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe
ek baar ek ladki ko dekheker ek ladka bola uf kya julfe hain
ladaka daily ladki ko tang karta tha ek din
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uf kya julfe hain
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ladka bola : dho liya ker nahi to dhere pad
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ek sardar ko telenor me oprater ki job meli pahay hi di
ek sardar ko telenor me oprater ki job meli pahay hi din call ayi sir mari telenor ki sim blok ho gi ha sardar says te salya zong di ly la
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Agar aapChorLutaryya Badmash hainto khush ho
Agar aap
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.
Chor
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Lutary
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ya
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Badmash
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hain
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to khush ho jayein
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aap ki ye
khoobian aap ko bana
sakti hain
“PRESIDENT
OF
PAKISTAN“
Doodh wala pathandoodh deny ik ghar gaya toLarki Boli
Doodh wala pathan,doodh deny ik ghar gaya to
Larki Boli; aaj kal doodh bohat patla aa raha hai.
Pathan bola:To hum kia kerain kisi ndoctor ko check kerwao
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Bashir khusary k han bacha hua haikaise hua chalin Ba
Bashir khusary k han bacha hua hai,kaise hua ,chalin Bashir khusary sy khud hi pochtay hain,
Bashir G
O Bashir G
msg hi parhte raho ge ya kuch bolo gay bhe?
A sardar died in AmritsarHis wife was cryingVe tu oth
A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was crying:
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na pirhi,
Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti,
Chota sardar asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?
Husbandmain tang aa gaya hoon Tum hamesha mera Ghar
Husband:main tang aa gaya hoon, Tum hamesha mera Ghar, meri Car Mera Mera hi karti rehti ho. Kabhi HAMARA bhi kaha karo, Ab almari main kya dhoond rahi ho??
Wife:HAMARA Brazier..
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3 Dost aapas main batain kar rahay thay1st dost yar me
3 Dost aapas main batain kar rahay thay.
1st dost yar meri biwi maa ban‘nay wali thi us ne judwaan film dekhi us ne judwaan bachay paida kiye.
2nd dost bola meri biwi bhi maa ban‘nay wali thi us ne 3 devian film dekhi or 3 larkiyon ko paida kiya.
3rd dost bhagne laga to dono dosto ne poocha kya hoa to wo bola meri biwi bhi maa ban‘nay wali hai or wo to “Ali Baba 40 chor“ film dekh rahi hai…..
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Dr Ab tabiyat kaisi haiMareez pehlay se zyada khrab
Dr: Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?Mareez: pehlay se zyada khrab hai.Dr: dawai khali thi kya?Mareez: Nahi dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi.Dr: I mean dawai lay li thi?Mareez: G aap ne di thi to main ne lay li thi.Dr: Bewaquf dawai pi li thi?Mareez: Nahi G‘ dawai to laal thi.Doc: Abay gadhay dawai ko pi liya tha?Mareez: Nahi saab piliya to mujhe hai.Dr: Saalay dawa ko mo se laga k pait main dala tha?Mareez: NahiDr: kyun?Mareez: Aap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga k rakhna,Main theek to ho jaonga na saab?