Hitler says There is no world like Impossible in my di
Hitler says “ There is no world like “Impossible“ in my dictionery.
Sardar G says, Ab bolnay ka kia faida, jab lee the tab boltay.
JOKES SMS & Text Messages Collection
A crow was flyingAnd F16 passes by himCrow
A crow was flying,
And F-16 passes by him,,,
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Crow:Barriyan phurtian ney sarkar!
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F-16:chacha teray pichay ve aag laggi howay tenu lag pata jaway.
Aik Angraiz Pakistan ayaurdu seekhnay k leayJab wo wap
Aik Angraiz Pakistan aya
urdu seekhnay k leay.
Jab wo wapas gea to friends na poocha… Kea seekha?
Angraiz: Bijly Chaly Gaee
Bijly Aa Gaee
This iz Crime StoryFive Elived in a Room NamelyMAD
This iz Crime Story..
Five Elived in a Room, Namely..
MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.
At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom,
MAD Called Police..
MAD: Iz it Police Station..??
Police: Yes, What iz the Matter..??
MAD: SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.
Police: Are You MAD..??
MAD: Yes, I’m MAD.
Police: Don’t You have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN iz in Bathroom..
Police: You FOOL…
MAD: No, FOOL iz Reading This SMS.. ; )
Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana Doctor banne ke baad u
Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana. Doctor banne ke baad usne pehla operation kia. Operation theatre se bahir nikal kar kehne laga, Ya Allah: Mera pehla gift qabool karna.
1 pathan 2 pathan seyar chal aaj zoo chalte hai2 kyu
1 pathan 2 pathan se:
yar chal aaj zoo chalte hai.
2: kyun?
1: waha purane zamane ka janwar hai.
2: sub se purana janwar to dinosour tha.
1: are nahi us se bhi pura 1 hai.
2: kya hai?
1: zebar wo black and white hai na.
1 BoyYar larkion ko I love you kehnay ki sub se achi
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1 Boy:woh kion?
2 boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Kya kar rahe hoBusy hoKitne busy hoThode ho kibahut
Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
bush ki car k neeche 1 kute ka bacha a k mar gayabush
bush ki car k neeche 1 kute ka bacha a k mar gaya.bush ne driver se kaha .is k malik ko dhundo or 1 lakh doaler de kar ao.driver paise dene k bad jub wapas aya to us k galay main phoolon k haar dekh kar bush ne poocha ye haar kis ne dale?driver kehne laga… sir main ne jaa kar sirf itna kah k main bush ka driver hun or kute ka bacha mar gaya he,,,,, logon ye sunte hi mere galay main phoolon k haar dal die
Wifei think our daughter is in love with someoneHusban
Wife:i think our daughter is in love with someone
Husband:How do U know?
Wife:bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money