Sardar ji tuwannu kaddi kisay naal pyar nai hoya?
yar hoya tay hai lekin O mandi hi nai
bus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"
pata nai ullu da patha "U" kon hai

Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department
and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between
Patna and Las Begas…" The man at the other end replies
"One second sir…" and sardar immediately replies "thank you"
and puts the phone down.

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj
rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..
friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay,
doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen
and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?
shopkeeper said why?
sardar said there is written colestrol free.

dolhan sardar say……aag mojhay itna khush karo k
main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon
sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it .
a sardar asks to ATM machine.

Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Ek sawal…14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI,
KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY",
MANANA PADTA HAI.