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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 -
the fight begins !
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means –
With Idiot for Ever
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you…… Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
I"ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se
shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.