Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should
talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?

A MAN: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio
to u. MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer asks the
girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki
income aur doosre inke din kum.

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees
& loss in paise

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,
Husband: please slow down the speed of car. Wife: No ;
please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband: the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident;
Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh…

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada?

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd
time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu