Nursecongratz apke jurwa bete paida huwe haibr pati
Nurse:congratz apke jurwa bete paida huwe hai
pati: woh to hone hi they
Nurse: woh kaise?
pati: jab dekho kbc part 2 dekhti rehti thi
“mil gaya na umeed se dugna”
JOKES SMS & Text Messages Collection
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1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi huebr 1 mahiney baad hat
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 mahiney baad hathi mar gaya..
Kaise mara??
Chunti ne kaha tha k main tumhare bache ki maa banne wali hun…
Patient Mjhe bemari hai Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
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what is the extreme limit of stupidityTwo Sardars sitt
what is the extreme limit of stupidity?
Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
Once a Rich Man asked a Poor Man Shaadi mai MehnaT hai
Once a Rich Man asked a Poor Man:
"Shaadi mai MehnaT hai Ya MAza?"
Poor Man Replied: "Sahab Zaruur MAza hee Hoga..
Mehnat Hoti tu aap Wo bhi Humse hee Kurwatay
IN press conference a reporter asks inzamam wht r u fee
IN press conference a reporter asks inzamam
"wht r u feeling after woolmer"s death ?
inzi replies "first of all thnx to ALLAH & credit goes to BOYZ 
A man had a Big JINOne Day the Jin Asked him Mere AQa
A man had a Big "JIN"
One Day the Jin Asked him "Mere AQa! Koi Hukam Dein??"
The Man Thought for a WhiLe n Said "Ok u make a road for me
from my home 2 America"
Jin said "Mere AQa this is nearly impossible, as huge Jungles,
Mountains n sea come across the way"
The man said "Ok meri Biwi ko mera Buhat Hi Tabey Aur
Farmanbardar Bana do"
Jin Foran BoLa "AQa Road Single banani hai Ya Double.." ??
Sardar Got an Invitation To a partyWhich Said RED TIE O
Sardar Got an Invitation To a party
Which Said "RED TIE ONLY"
When he went to the Party,
He was Surprised to find that others
were wearing Pents & Shirts ALso…
7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe thayEk Aadmi
7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan Lagakar Baithe thay.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur Sabse Buzrug peer ko salam kar k
poochta hai …?
Peer sahab Larki nahi Pat Rahi hai.. kya Karu…??
Woh peer Sabse chotey Peer ko Awaz Laga Kar Kehta hai…
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" Chotu Ek aur Chatai Laga de Beta. … "
Husbandwht will u do if i dieWifelive wid ma sister
Husband:wht will u do if i die?
Wife:live wid ma sister.
Wife:wht will ya do if i die?
Husband:I will also live wid urz sister..