What is the difference between Indian and American democracy?

A. In India you can shit in public but you can"t kiss in public.
In America you can kiss in public but you can"t shit in public!

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his
ideas in such a strange and long way that another
person who is listening to him can"t understand him.
Do you understand me?

Son: No.

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: Aadmi usi ko
maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli Aap kya samajhtay
ho mai Aapse Pyaar nahi krti

wife: shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kesa laga?

Husband: main mar he jata agar mujhe Aait-ul-Kursi na yaad hoti.

aik murgha murghi ke peechay bhaag raha tha ke achanak murghi
car ke neechay aa ke mar gayi

murgha bola "saali ne jaan de ke izzat bacha li"

hari hari khas par gadaay chal rehay han

shayro shayari atee nahee sab bakwas kar rehaay han

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
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Ak din sardar ji say on ka dost pochta hai kay sardar ji ap ko
thaper kiyon para……sardar ji ne kaha yar main bus main
safer kar raha tha …..meri tasveer nechay gir gai ….
saamne ak aunty khari thien …main ne aunti ji say
kaha kay zara apna borkha oper kar lain…main ne tasveer laini hai

Sardar ne phone kia bahir mulk se apne ghar par,
Sardar: Hello who is this?
Nokar: Ghar ka naukar.
Sardar: Malkin kia kar rahi hai?
Nokar: Wo apne shohar k saath sorahi hain.
Sardar: Uska shohar to main hun wo koi aur hai, ik kaam kero dono ko goli mar do
Naukar kamre main gaya aur dono ko mar dia
Naukar: I killed them sir.
Sardar: Ab dono ki lash ko ghar k swimming pool main phenk do.
Naukar: Lekin yaha to koi swimming pool nahi hai.
Sardar: Oh Sorry mene wrong number pe dial kerdya rakhta hun.

world cup haarnay kay baad inzamam say is ki ma nay kaha beta bahir say dahi to laday inzamam bahir jaounga to maar khaounga inzamam burkha pehan kar bahir aaya.ek aurat nay us say poocha tum inzamam hona inamam ne ghabra kar kaha nahi to aurat nay kaha ghabraou mat main younus khan hoon.