Shagird Ustad se "Sir, Log aik Lafz ko 2 2 bar kyoun kehte hain.?
Jaise KHANA WANA, PANI WANI, KAPRY WAPRY…

Ustad: Beta wo Log JAHIL WAHIL hote hai…

ek ladka ek ladki se kahta hai: janeman mere dil mein aa jaao.
ladki boli: sandle utaro kya?
ladka: nahi re ! mera dil mandir nahi hai ,aise hi aa jao

Sardar looked himself in the mirror and said –
Ise kahi dekha hai?

Then he said – Yaad aya, ye to wahi kamina hai
jo meri shaadi ke album mein meri biwi ke saath tha !

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Fizaayein kehti hain pyaar karoo,
Bahaarein kehti hain ankhien chaar karoo,
Magar gharwale kehtay hain,
Abhi umar kam hai beta,
Thora Intezar Karoo….!

Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola"

aik bahot he scientific sms mulahiza ho

pankha chalda te hawa denda,

ah ha kia baat hai

pankha chalda te hawa denda

nai chalda te nai denda,

wah wah wah bahot aala

2 Cockroaches were eating potty in a Gutter.

First One: Yaar ye khanay k baad mjhe Potty aarahi hai.

Second One: Yaar kam se kam khaanay k waqt tu aysi batain mat kr

Molvi di Girlfriend Molvi nu time de k na aee,
Molvi Intizaar krdya rya,
Intizaar krn tu baad Masjid wich gaya tai Speaker nu On kr k Kainda,
"Hazraat! Changi ni keti".

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek cheeze dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain

second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yaad aaraha hain.

second sardarji:ha mujhe bhi yaad aa raha hain.

first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.