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Ab kia sardar paani bhi nhi pee sakta???

Usmein bhi koi joke chahiye….

St_pid.

B_dh_,

D_ffer

Bewak_f

Dekha!!

Every thing is incomplete
without "U"

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I"m getting senile. Several times lately
I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That"s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

eacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think
that we both copied

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan….

A guy in an airplane stood up n shouted:
"Hi-Jack!".

All the passengers got scared..!
From the other end of the plane,
a guy shouted back:
"Hi-John!".

Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab churva sakte ho?

Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi.

Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai, Plz churva do…