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Fizaayein kehti hain pyaar karoo,
Bahaarein kehti hain ankhien chaar karoo,
Magar gharwale kehtay hain,
Abhi umar kam hai beta,
Thora Intezar Karoo….!

Me teri Yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Me teri yaad me ban gaya baraf ka gola,

Aur tu bolti hai k Thanda Matlab "Coca Cola"

aik bahot he scientific sms mulahiza ho

pankha chalda te hawa denda,

ah ha kia baat hai

pankha chalda te hawa denda

nai chalda te nai denda,

wah wah wah bahot aala

2 Cockroaches were eating potty in a Gutter.

First One: Yaar ye khanay k baad mjhe Potty aarahi hai.

Second One: Yaar kam se kam khaanay k waqt tu aysi batain mat kr

Molvi di Girlfriend Molvi nu time de k na aee,
Molvi Intizaar krdya rya,
Intizaar krn tu baad Masjid wich gaya tai Speaker nu On kr k Kainda,
"Hazraat! Changi ni keti".

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek cheeze dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain

second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yaad aaraha hain.

second sardarji:ha mujhe bhi yaad aa raha hain.

first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

aik aadmi ko aik khilona mila,
us ne socha ke ye apnay us bachay ko doon ga jo sab se taabedaar hai

ghar jaa ke us ne sab bachon se poocha
"tum main se apni mama ka kaha jo sab se ziada maanta hai ussay
ye khilona millay ga

sab bachay bolay "papa aap is ke sab se ziada haqdaar ho"

Train main ek husband apni wife se: tujh se shadi ker k pashta
raha hun. dil kerta hai tujhe kutte k aagay daal dun

saamne wala passenger : BHAO! BHAO! BHAO1

2sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gaya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki
ankh me dal k bhagne laga.2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai.