She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?

“Tea”
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo………………………….

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know…!

I Wrote On The Door

“Plz Don”t Enter

I m Upset”

Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:

“Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati”:-)

Deadly IQ of a sardar
Whats the oppsite of Achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle
Pee-kal
So oppsite of pee- kal = pee aaj
=Peaj
Onion.

Ek doctor apny dost se
yar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost: yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay

Sardar: ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar: Sorakh

aik din zardari se kisi ne kaha baba saien apko kis din dar lagta hai zardari says baba jis din log naara lgatay hain ke b. b zinda hai

I love u.

I love u
so much..b‘coz,,…

b‘coz…

.B‘cozIndira Gandhi says: Love Animals .

British:Y U All Indians r in differnt colors?look we r all white.
Sardar:horses r in different colors but donkeys r same.

(..EK CHOTIH SI LOVE STORY..)

ek tah larka ek tih larki,
larka tah kala larki tih gorih,
larka tah memon larki tih borih…….

soja mere bache bes yahe tih kahaani….