Agar aap
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Chor
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Lutary
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ya
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Badmash
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hain
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to khush ho jayein
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aap ki ye
khoobian aap ko bana
sakti hain

“PRESIDENT
OF
PAKISTAN“

Doodh wala pathan,doodh deny ik ghar gaya to
Larki Boli; aaj kal doodh bohat patla aa raha hai.
Pathan bola:To hum kia kerain kisi ndoctor ko check kerwao

Bashir khusary k han bacha hua hai,kaise hua ,chalin Bashir khusary sy khud hi pochtay hain,

Bashir G

O Bashir G

msg hi parhte raho ge ya kuch bolo gay bhe?

A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was crying:

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti,

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na pirhi,

Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti,

Chota sardar asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?

Husband:main tang aa gaya hoon, Tum hamesha mera Ghar, meri Car Mera Mera hi karti rehti ho. Kabhi HAMARA bhi kaha karo, Ab almari main kya dhoond rahi ho??

Wife:HAMARA Brazier..

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3 Dost aapas main batain kar rahay thay.

1st dost yar meri biwi maa ban‘nay wali thi us ne judwaan film dekhi us ne judwaan bachay paida kiye.

2nd dost bola meri biwi bhi maa ban‘nay wali thi us ne 3 devian film dekhi or 3 larkiyon ko paida kiya.

3rd dost bhagne laga to dono dosto ne poocha kya hoa to wo bola meri biwi bhi maa ban‘nay wali hai or wo to “Ali Baba 40 chor“ film dekh rahi hai…..

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Dr: Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?Mareez: pehlay se zyada khrab hai.Dr: dawai khali thi kya?Mareez: Nahi dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi.Dr: I mean dawai lay li thi?Mareez: G aap ne di thi to main ne lay li thi.Dr: Bewaquf dawai pi li thi?Mareez: Nahi G‘ dawai to laal thi.Doc: Abay gadhay dawai ko pi liya tha?Mareez: Nahi saab piliya to mujhe hai.Dr: Saalay dawa ko mo se laga k pait main dala tha?Mareez: NahiDr: kyun?Mareez: Aap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga k rakhna,Main theek to ho jaonga na saab?

(Wife`s Photograph)

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double scotch on the rocks.

After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double scotch.

After he finished that one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double scotch.

Finally, the bartender said, “Look, buddy, I‘ll bring you drinks all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order another.“

The customer replied, “I‘m looking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it‘s time to go home.“

wafadar y haan wafa karsaan.
jaan mangsee fida kersan.
ALLAH wasty hik chummi day dey.
malang banda haan duaa kersan.

Top 5 answar you got when you purpose a girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

1-No!
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2-I am sorry
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3-R you made?
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4-v r just friend, ok
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5-Lakin main to Rustam se………………