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shabash lagay raho
jaz waloon ki larki ki tarah sari raat

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Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

Australians–Hum Sixes marte hain

South Africans—Hum Sixes or Fours marte hain

Indians—Hum style marte hai

PakistaNii–Hum tu coach ko hi maar dalte hain….

Sadar Ko Dost Ne
Khane Pe Bulaya

Ghar Pe Tala Laga Tha
0r Likha Tha
Bewakuf Banaya

Sadar Ne Hoshyari
Dikhai
Neche Likh Diya

Hum Yahan Aaye Hi Nahi They

Vakeel: tallaq karwane k Rs 50,000/- lagengey
Husband: pagal ho kia? Qazi ne Rs 101/- main shadi karwai thi!
Vakeel: Dekh lia na saste kaam ka nateeja

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan
nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero.
Meri to behan hai"!
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Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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sardar was smoking in front of his father.sardar"s friends oayy abbay
day samnay smoking sardar: aba hi hay na?? koi potrol pump to nahi

sardar g bihin k 7 ja raha tha kisi nay awaz di mashooqa k7 kaha ja rahi ho,
sardar g nay aus admi ko pakra ;way mashoqa ho gi teri meri tu bihin hi;

ik crickater dosray say :yar may nay zor dar 6x marna hi
dosra:Q
yar aj meri sas match diknay aye hi
dosra:likin yar tum itnay logo may sas ka nishana kisay lo gay