Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.
"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.
"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho
ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
SweetesT Xcuse:
Maria gets 0 marks in CHEM paper.
Father angrily says: What is this?
Maria replies: Teacher k paas Star khatam hogye tu Planet dene
shroo krdyay
Attention PLz:
BurQa Posh Haseenaon se Parhaiz karein…
Andar MoLvi B Hosakta hai…
Chief Commissioner Police,
Islamabad.
Sarday Wants To MAke STD Call to Punjab,
Guess what he does To Reduce The cost?
He goes To Punjab And Makes a Local Call.
Ek PagaL Khat Likh raha tha, Kisi ne Poocha
Kis ko Likh rahey ho?
BoLa,
"Khud Ko"
Poocha,
"Kia Likha hai?"
BoLa,
"Mujhe Kya pata, ABhi Mujhe MiLa Thori hai.."
2 Makkhiyon Ne Food Restaurant mein Khaney Ka
Order Diya…
1st: Mere Liye PoTi Le aao LeHsan K Sath..
2nd: Mere Liye bhi Le aao Lekin LeHsan Mat DaLna..
Mu se Boo aati hai..
At weddings old aunts used 2 tease me saying: You are next,
you are next.
But they stopped it since I started doing the same to them
at funerals!
haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per
main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker