One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A lady came and asked him,
‘Are you relaxing’ Sardar answered ‘
No I am Banta Singh!’ Another guy came and asked
the same Question. Sardar answered
‘ No No Me Banta Singh!’ Third one came and asked
the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and
decided to shift his place. While walking he saw
another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him
‘ Are you Relak Singh?’ The other Sardar was much
educated and answered ‘Yes I am relaxing.’ The Sardar
slapped him on his face and said ‘Salay, Sab tere ko
wahah dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha hai?’

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.

Teacher : Because of Quaid E Azam Hard work, whaT do we geT
on 14Th AugusT…?
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STudenT : A HoLiday.. ;->

haaaaaa

Kèh dö un pärhnäY wälö sè….
Käbhi hum bhi pärhä kèrtay thay…..
Jitnä sylläbus pärh kåy wöh töp kertåy häin….
Utnä töh hum chhör diyä kertè they;-)

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked
his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:

"Was walking down the street and saw
you on the other side. Walked to the corner
to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly
to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn"t you. -$50.00

ha friendship karna ha to my no par sms karo

Admin: sab chaarein baaz in ko sms kero

American : a baby in our country had no legs. we put artificial
leg on him

he is an athlete now

Russian: a baby in our country had no arms. we upt artificial arms on him

He is boxer now

Pakistani : a baby in our country had no brain

we put an army cap on hi head

he is our president now

Admin : tum per bhi band lag jaye ga geo ki tarhan

i am on a mission

mission to make u cute

2 make u beautiful

2 make u smart

2 make u genious

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.Mission Impossible

musharaf reema ka hath pakkar k
aao kamry main chalain
reema koi faida nahi wardi to ap nay utarni nahi hay

aik Dost:thumney to kaha tha keh mein cement ki factory
banaon a to abhi tak banaya nahee?
Dosra dost:Kiya karoun Factory banay ke liyaee Cement hi
nahee milraha