EK admi ne phthan se bolla tumra dosth tumari BV koo kiss karraha
hai tumare he gher may PHATHAN gher k ander gaya or 30 mint k bad
wapis ayya or admi koo 2 taapher mara k joth bolte hoo wo mera
dosth nahi hai

To: My loving wife

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room.
So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife.

However he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address and
without realising his error, he sent the message. Meanwhile,

Somewhere a widow had just returned home from her husband"s
funeral. The widow decided to check her mail,

Expecting message from her relatives and friends.;
After reading the first message she fainted.

The widow"s son rushed into the room, found his mother
on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I"ve just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006

I know you are surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent
e-mails to your loved ones.

I"ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was;

MORAL OF STORY – be careful while sending mails if not
mishaps like these happen

Ek Student University K Washroom Mein Gaya,
Jb Andar Jakar W.C Pe Betha To Samne Dekha Deewar
Pe Likha Hoa Tha..

"ABY ITNA ZOR TALEEM PE DETA TO A1
GRADE UTHATA.."

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: souche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko alo(potato) milla k saag banti

1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR
HORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN…???

MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP
ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN

Lady Doctor:
tum rouz subah clinic baher kharay ho Kar auratoon(ladies)
ko ku ghoortay ho.
Pathan: Ji aap hi nay baher likha hai.
AURATOO KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT.
9AM–11AM

"Sardarji,
Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?"
Sardarji : " Maine Kya Karna Ha,
Ghalti Bhoot Ki Ha, Khud Bhugtay.

Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye

Kisi Dost Ne Kha: Mubarak Ho 2 Bache Huey Hyn

Memon: Aray Yar Bas 1 Kafi Tha Mgr Tumhari Bhabi
Ko B Fazul Kharchi Ki Aadat Hy ;->

Captain of Military: Naujawano aage barho.
phatan aage nahi barha.
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahi barhe?
phatan:Apne kaha 9 jawano aage barho,
main 10va hoon.

Ques: pathan aur gadhe main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain Aur
barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.